This thing exists

I've also been doing a lot of retail therapy, but for once I haven't taken a ton of photos of it so here is but one photo of the many silly things I've bought over the summer:

It fits like butt.

 Here is a handy pictorial.

step one: be extremely pleased about your new uniform!

step two: try on.

step three: be happy!

step four: realize something seems off.

step five: not sure if it's me or the clothes that are weirdly proportioned.

That's the most exciting thing that's happened to me recently.